Today, Professor Urman confiscated a guy's phone. His policy for people using cell phones in his class is to take the phone, call their mother and tell her how much money they're wasting on their child's education. Later, I had an inexplicably powerful craving for sloppy joes. An otherwise uneventful day.
Quotes of the day:
"I see her all the time, walking around drunk or wearing Uggs. Those are her only two identities, sometimes mixed." - Meredith
"I'm not a one drink and go down kind of guy." - Sean
"It's exactly the way it's spelled." - Sabrina
"She hits on every guy she flirts with." - Sabrina
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