Chilling With My Nyagas

          Today I attended a Russell Brand show in historic Matthews Arena. He was 36 minutes late and started out lame, but his act got pretty solid as the night continued. Afterward, we theoretically watched "Blade Runner." We started with a promising twelve people -- enough to shatter the bed record by two -- but there were many casualties and by the end of the night, only Joseph, Alaric, Laura, Meredith (a friend from the far side of North) and I remained. Alaric and I worked toward perfecting the use of the word "nyaga." All in all a delightful evening, and Sabrina deserves special thanks for the delicious juice she provided for me. Also, Jaimie is a t-rex. That is all.