Typhoid Mary

          I got around to updating my resume today, and damn, does it ever look good. I went to Symphony Sushi with a reluctant Emily, but she seemed to sort of kind of enjoy it in the end. Stuffed, we went home to rerun House of Cards, and I was asleep shortly thereafter. The Sabres beat the Maple Leafs, the Flyers took down the Penguins again, and all is right with the world.